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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:44

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...